Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife,
you think you've got it made
But you don't know, what's in store,
for you and your family
I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me ?
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day !
Won't you be my neighbor ?
I brought my life, my ugly wife,
my dirty dog with fleas
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk,
this I'm sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery
Welcome to, home sweet hell,
dissatisfaction guaranteed
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say...
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
Won't you be my neighbor ?
C'mon I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You're gonna live in misery
When you're livin' next to me !
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Raaaah ! Won't you be my, won't you be my
funky neighbor ?!
Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke !
I try all night and day to get a piece of
the action, a-haa !
And you should know by now you're never
gonna forget, a-aaa !
Now I know just what you're thinkin'
It could be out 'n' you're drinkin'
So don't you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while !
I hope I didn't ruin your day !
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhoor... ha, ha, ha !
